Division
01 – 05
Status
Operating
Territory
United States
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FORM 00-001 · REV. 12

We buy used toilet paper.

Material is acquired, inspected, graded and retained. What the institution issues is catalogued by division.

The catalogThe divisions
Notice to purchasers

Acquisition and issue are separate operations.

Acquisition is not open to the public and there is no submission route. Nothing is collected from purchasers, at any point, for any reason.

Goods are manufactured to order in the United States from ordinary new materials, and are sold on their own terms. Every figure on a product page is a specification rather than an adjective.

WE BUY USED TOILET PAPERMATERIAL RECOVERY DIVISIONDIV. 01INSPECTEDSER. 0000471

Currently issued

Selected · 6 in catalog

Four articles from the current issue. Each carries the form number, revision and division under which it was raised.

Form 04-117Notice · 10×8

Restroom Compliance Placard

A notice to occupants of the premises.

$16Made to order
Form 05-061Linen

The Hand Towel

The household, on the inspection line.

$19Made to order
Form 01-339Document · 8×10

Certificate of Deposit

Your name, entered permanently.

$16Made to order
Form 01-118Garment

The Tube Tee

Field issue. Cleared for public wear.

$21Made to order
Form 00-003

Everything this office issues.

The catalog lists each division, what it currently issues and what is held pending specification.

Open the catalog
01 Reclaimed Goods
4 issued
02 Actual Paper
Nothing issued
03 The Registry
Nothing issued
04 Corporate Records
1 issued
05 Household
1 issued

Refund undertaking

Form 00-014

First order, one per purchaser. Tell us it was not good and the money is returned in full. You return nothing — the goods stay with you.

The number of these that will be honoured is 10, and that number is written in the terms rather than decided later by us in a bad mood.

Terms of the undertaking
Applies toFirst order only
Per purchaserOne
Goods returnedNone
Number honoured10

Questions put to this office

Answered plainly
Standing answers
Do you accept material from the public?No. Acquisition is closed and there is no submission route.
Is anything sold here made from acquired material?No. Ordinary new materials, manufactured to order in the US.
How long does an order take?Dispatched within 3 business days. Delivery 5–10 business days.
Do you supply outside the United States?No. Checkout refuses a non-US address before payment.