1. Go Outside:

Why be confined to a boring bathroom when you can embrace nature and take care of business in the great outdoors? Just make sure no one is watching.

2. Use a Shewee:

Perfect for all those women out there who have dreamed of peeing standing up like a man. Bonus points if you can master the technique without getting pee all over your shoes.

3. The Water Bottle Hack:

Who needs a fancy bidet when you have an empty water bottle? Just make sure to aim carefully or things could get messy.

4. Commando-Style:

Feeling rebellious and in the mood for a little adventure? Ditch the undies and let it all hang out. Just be prepared to run if someone catches you in the act.

5. The Bush Method:

When you can't hold it in any longer and there are no restrooms in sight, head for the bushes and pray there are no prickly plants in the way.

6. DIY Toilet:

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Get creative with a bucket, garbage bag, and some kitty litter. Just make sure to dispose of it properly afterwards.

7. Share with a Friend:

Do your part to strengthen your friendship by using each other's bathrooms when nature calls. Just remember to return the favor next time.

8. The Squatting Position:

Did you know that squatting is actually the most natural and efficient way to do your business? Who needs a toilet when you have the ground?

9. Adult Diapers:

For those who truly despise using the toilet, adult diapers may be the way to go. Just make sure to change them regularly to avoid any unwanted smells or leakage.

10. Embrace the Toilet:

Okay, this one may not be funny or gross, but sometimes the best solution is to just suck it up and use the darn toilet. Trust me, your guts will thank you!